Me (singing as I fixed another waffle so H#2 and #3 could each have their own): Everybodyyyyy should have their own waffffffffflllllllllle…

H#2 (singing back): Everybodyyyyyy should get what they waaaaaant all the tiiiiiime.

Me (no longer singing): But that would be anarchy and chaos.

H#2 (Big grin while he bats his eyelashes): No, that would be freedom!