Words heard while I’m coming downstairs after getting H#3 down for nap.

H#1: Do you need a Band-Aid?

H#2: No.

I’m now downstairs but still can’t see them.

Me: What happened?

H#2: I didn’t jump, or run or do anything dangerous.

(My exact instructions when I ran up to put #3 down).

Me (Now with them in sight and relieved not to see any blood, protruding bones or anything life-threatening): So what happened?

H#2: I tried to fly.

Ahhh, yes, I forgot to add that to my instructions. Now I know.